Pity the neglected insurgents in Iraq. Since the Israeli-Hezbollah conflict has taken center stage in the ongoing tragedy called The Triumph Over Terrorism, the war in Iraq has been relegated, even if briefly, to the wings. Obviously, the insurgents in what was once, perhaps, a nation, though subjugated by murderous tyranny, had grown used to their starring role on the world�s overly troubled stage, as the leading villains in the unfortunate tale. Malcontent with their ...

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In an effort to reduce the loss of life and limb by suicide bombers, the Iraqi government has opened a suicide bomber range. The government's intention is to encourage all those who are determined to carry out such an explosive termination to execute the insane plan in a way that is being hailed as twice-blessed. The government maintains that it will be blessed because, one, the bombers will be carrying out their hope of putting themselves on the expressway to the paradise of their dreams and, two, they will accomplish their mission without blasting off with anyone else. As Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki stated, "We have established a way for the suicide bombers to achieve their highest goal in a far more considerate way; now, they can blow themselves up in sanctimonious privacy.�

During secret talks with Iraqi President Jalal Talabani, insurgents admitted they may have been fighting the wrong enemy. Upon hearing the admission, President Talibani slapped his forehead so hard he fell over backwards and was unconscious for approximately three days. Upon being resuscitated, he continued the talks. May the day soon come when enough of the knuckleheads realize the error of their war.

European nations negotiating with Iran over its suspect nuclear program initially offered the errant nation a free light-water nuclear reactor. The President of Iran, however, responded by becoming predictably irate at what he considered a "colonial" insult and immediately rejected it. Determined to reach agreement without a conflict, the European nations then opted to come right out with exactly what the fundamentally wrong mullahdom yearns for: instructions on how to make an atom bomb. The offer was immediately accepted by Iranian President Ahmajinedad, who stated, �Thank you, thank you so much! Now, we have exactly what we want."

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